Once upon a time in a distant kingdom far far away... Well... You're not here to read this crap, am I right? Let's cut to the chase. You're a brave knight in a search for loot and fame. And there is a dangerous dungeon made just for you. Why are you still reading this? Onwards to glory! Chop-chop! You're a winner! Hooray! Now you can get back to your life. And what did you expect? A fancy ending? No, I don't think so. Thanks for playing!