baseball 1 1 1 100 Homerun Enemy DAM:70 You DAM:40 Imagine bating so hard that not only the ball flies out out of the stadium, but also your rival. Catcher You DAM:-10 DEF:+1 Mitt, mask, guards, protector, knee saver... Your player will be ready for the foulest attack! Strikeout Enemy ATT:-1 You DAM:15 When a batter is out, your opponent's attack force decreases. football 1 1 1 100 Offense Enemy DAM:30 You DAM:10 It's not like being, like, offensive. No. It's more like attacking. A bit. Touchdown Enemy DAM:50 You DAM:30 You'll strike a touchdown, sure, but it will exhaust you. Helmet You DAM:15 DEF:+1 If you want to headbutt your way to victory, you will want some protection. therapist 1 1 3 100 Self-Esteem You DAM:10 DEF:+2 If you believe in yourself, nobody can hurt you. Well, they can. Just a tad. Empathy Enemy DEF:-2 You DAM:15 DEF:-1 The best way to lower someone's defenses is feeling for them. Peace of Mind Enemy ATT:-1 You DAM:15 Now, my dear enemy, breath in. Out. In. Forget about hitting me. In. Out. designer 1 2 2 100 Final Version Enemy DAM:60 You DAM:20/50 A devastating final effort --but, if it's not final, it may be devastating for you, too. Brainstorming Enemy DAM:40 or ATT:-1 or DEF:-1 You DAM:20 Your creativity is your strongest point. Shame you never learnt how to focus. Copy-Paste You DAM:20 ATT:? DEF:? SPD:? Creating a unique identity is hard. Better steal it from someone unique. librarian 1 1 3 100 Invisible Man Enemy DAM:30 They can see you. You can do mischief without fear of consequences. Titus Andronicus Enemy DAM:40 You DAM:15 Hark, villains! I will grind your bones to dust. (Act V, Scene 2, 2503) Rabbit Run You DAM:15 SPD:+1 Your first step to become a rich rabbit is running like hell. plumber 2 2 2 100 Clogged Toilet Enemy DEF:-3 You DAM:40 Do you want to make your enemy feel like a helpless piece of a toilet? Wrench Enemy DAM:35 You DAM:10 If it were an RPG weapon, it would deal massive damage. Same here. Knotted Pipe Enemy SPD:-1 You DAM:10 Imagine your enemy is water in a pipe. Now imagine you knot the pipe. judge 1 2 3 100 Prosecutor Enemy DEF:-2 You DAM:20 Someone will have a lot more problems to defend themselves. Defense Attorney You DAM:20 DEF:+2 Let them attack you. Your lawyer will shield you. Justice4All Enemy DAM:40 You DAM:30 Because dispensing justice is hard for everyone. carpenter 1 2 2 100 Chisel'n'Hammer Enemy DAM:40 You DAM:15 Two tools together to break your opponent defenses. Sawdust Enemy SPD:-1 You DAM:15 Blow it into your opponent's eyes, slowing them down. Varnish You DAM:10 DEF:+1 A protective coat of paint. Its smell will make you feel dizzy. salesman 3 1 1 100 My Last Offer Enemy DAM:60 You DAM:40 You're about to deal something huge --but it comes at a cost. Free of Charge Enemy DAM:35 Do unto others as you wouldn't have them do unto you. Bunch of Lies Enemy ATT:-1 You DAM:10 The more bullshit your arguments are, the less your clients can counterattack. policeman 2 3 3 100 Bad Cop Enemy DAM:30 You DAM:10 No cop will ever attack a civilian without a good reason. Ha. Handcuffs Enemy SPD:-1 You DAM:15 It won't prevent your prisoner from running away --but it'll sure slow them down. False Evidence Enemy DEF:-1 You DAM:15 No one can defend themselves from the "fake news" of police investigation. cashier 1 1 1 100 Bad Change Enemy ATT:? DEF:? You DAM:25 ATT:? DEF:? What's yours is mine. And the other way round. Slower Line Enemy SPD:-1 You DAM:15 For some reason, clients never choose the fast line. Under-Desk Gun Enemy DAM:30 You DAM:15 Because an experienced/alive cashier is always a good shot.